I would like a bowl of soup, please.
There is no soup here for you, Baron von Raschke
One bowl of soup, please.
Lead singer of Devo Mark Mothersbaugh requests one bowl of soup, please.
Professional wrestler and former school teacher, Baron von Rascke, your thinly-veiled canard designed to obtain a bowl of soup has not deceived me. You shall obtain no soup.
Baron von Raschke AND Mad Dog Vachon? please enter my humble establishment and partake of a fine bowl of soup.
Go fuck yourself. We're going to Arby's.