Every one of these French chicks is going to show you their crazy-go-nuts magnificent 1970's style boobies, but you don't want to see them, be my guest. I don't know what sadistic son-of-a-bitch even came up with such a DVD option, but may that person burn in a Hell and receive no dinner.
Boooooooo. We want boobs, we want boobs.
So, standard set up here: WWII Nazis ambushed by French resistance and thrown into this lake, which twenty-five years later every chick with big tits in a three country area suddenly wants to jump in for a refreshing afternoon swim with no one else around except...
Booby grabber Nazis. These are nice underwater shots. But like all Nazis, they aren't satisfied with underwater booby grabs, they want to come ashore and invade Poland again, and that shit ain't gonna fly, not on my watch. USA, USA...
There's actually a nice subplot done rather well with this character. But in the end...
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Surf Nazis Must Die. Wait a minute, wrong movie, I meant...
Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies must die. Shit, wrong again. What I meant was...
All Nazis everywhere, all the time, living, dead, undead, fictional, or otherwise must die.
Zombie Lake. Let me know how the no boobs version is workin' out for ya'.
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