Reader Friday: I Wish I'd Written That!

We've all read (or heard in a movie) a line we wish we'd written. 

Here's one of mine. It comes from a classic hard-boiled noir by Dan J. Marlowe, The Name of the Game is Death:

I’ve been in front of X-ray machines that didn’t get as close to the bone as that woman’s eyes. 

Okay, now it's your turn. What line do you wish YOU had written?